A joke that makes everybody laugh

[SamUzumaki]

what joke do you have to make everybody laugh! to be honest i dont know any xD~

[cleaveice]

lolx~ i've made similar thread before n i tell ya, no/hardly anybody would put anything here lolx~ good luck tho

my joke is lame so dnt blame me lolx :
there are 2 lawyers going to a restaurant ordering coffee, while waiting they took out their sandwiches and began to eat when the concerned waitress approach them and said 'im afraid you're not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here,' .. the lawyers lokkk at each other, shrugged and exchanged sandwiches lolx~

[the_space_cadet]

I thought there'd be a joke here that'd make me laugh...

[Shinoi16]

heh yeah its hard to tell one

[cleaveice]

wanna laugh lolx? then have someone tickle you lolx! me, im immune to tickles already lolx~

[Draconda]

An old man and his wife of 40 years are driving along a secluded country road. The Old man stops the car, looks to his wife and says, " Look, Doris , it's the fence where we first made love 40 years ago. Do you fancy a ride down memory lane ? Doris' face lights up. She runs over to the fence and hitches up her skirt and cries, "Lets go!" After an exhausting session, the couple return to their car out of breath. "That was incredible! You didn't move like that 40 years ago," says Albert. "Well the fence wasn't electrified 40 years ago!" replies Doris

[robbin92]

HAAAAAHHHHH
But it's true the title of this thread is misleading, i thought there would be a really good joke here for all occasions (no offense to those who tried, the jokes weren't bad)

[RighteousRob]

A girl walks into her professor's classroom, as she enters she peeks out the door and seeing no one shuts it behind her. She walks up to the teachers desk and bends over to whisper,
"you know... I would do anything to pass this class."
the teacher replies, "anything?"
"anything" she says
the teacher leans closer to the student and whispers, "Would you.... Study?"

[cleaveice]

hey not fair lolx~ this thread gets more attention than mine T.T
nway here's one (so far nothing makes me laugh, not my own either)
a teacher asks one of her pupil "you see those 8 birds on the fence? Now if i take a stone and hit one of them down, how many of them remains?" . THe little boy answered "none, they'll all fly away!" . the teacher replied "wrong! there will be 7 left, but i like they way u think tho" . The little boy is unsatisfied with that and asks the teacher " u see those 3 women eating ice cream? One is sucking on it, another licks it, the last one bites it, which one do u think is married?". THe teacher thinks for a while and answered "uhh..the one sucking it?" the boy replied "wrong! it's the one with a RING on her finger, but i like the way u think!" lolx~

[holloow]

once in a classroom in a school in the countryside, a teacher wanted to buy a goat so one day he asked his students:
teacher: does anyone's family here sell goats??
student: yes mine does, black goats or white goats???
teacher: white
Student: yes we sell them
teacher: and black??
student: yes we sell black too
teacher: where do you keep them??
student: blacks or whites??
teacher: whites
student: in the barn
teacher: and the blacks??
student: also in the barn!!
teacher: what do you feed them??
student: blacks or whites??
teacher: whites
student: hay
Teacher: and the blacks??
student: also hay
teacher (getting frustrated) : how much do they cost??
student: blacks or whites???
Teacher: whites
student : 500$
teacher: and the blacks??
student: also 500$
teacher (screaming) : why every time i ask you something you tell me blacks or whites and then both are the same thing????
student: because the whites are ours!!!
teacher: and the blacks????
student: ALSO OURS!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA best joke ever!!