girls.

[ah.ni.may]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340869,00.html

read please ...

[Barzillal]

hmm interesting findings but not all are subjected to this claim though some just prefer the ones that are not in the accepted norms

[Shi]

intresting topic I say.....

[playa_chan]

OMG i have to fin mysel a ugly boyfriend now to be happy??
-_-....the one has to know at least a lot about jeanne d' arc ...i ll be hapy enough....^^
well then lts see..
is hre anmyone around i could marry??
xD

[Shi]

Originally Posted by playa_chan

OMG i have to fin mysel a ugly boyfriend now to be happy??
-_-....the one has to know at least a lot about jeanne d' arc ...i ll be hapy enough....^^
well then lts see..
is hre anmyone around i could marry??
xD

lol don't get shock that bad its not all tru or is it?

just go to school and see whos nice and open your heart gradually.

[cloudmaster88]

Originally Posted by playa_chan

OMG i have to fin mysel a ugly boyfriend now to be happy??
-_-....the one has to know at least a lot about jeanne d' arc ...i ll be hapy enough....^^
well then lts see..
is hre anmyone around i could marry??
xD

ahahaahah you can marry anyone you like...no one's stopping you...and why find yourself and ugly boyfriend find yourself one that isn't too ugly and not too cute..an average joe that seems like the type for you..

[playa_chan]

Originally Posted by cloudmaster88

ahahaahah you can marry anyone you like...no one's stopping you...and why find yourself and ugly boyfriend find yourself one that isn't too ugly and not too cute..an average joe that seems like the type for you..

averages arent my type ...you know...<.<
well.....yea

[playa_chan]

I am definatly sure that at least 98% women / girls will agree with me on this .....xD
i dont mean to offend any men with this =P



*Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men
check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot
basebll star.


*Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about
''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.

**When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that
something is wrong, and walk in to examine.Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have passed

**Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do
the dishes...

**women don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man


**a woman's friends don’t pick on her if she isnt with anyone


**women are all sittin on a gold mine - and they know it and use it to their extreme advantage


**An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked


**Women look better naked.

**When women are short, they are petite, when men are short, they’re just short

**Women spend less time for violent crime

**Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up...xD~~

**Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”

**Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood

**Women are sexier

**women can kiss another woman and it's not a big deal, it's even kinda intriguing.

**women get to wear delicious-tasting lipgloss, none of the medicinal smelling man chapstick crap.


**when women orgasm no one notices. similarly, there's nothing to clean up.

**when women are aroused they don't have to stay seated. they can walk around freely and horny

**we just naturally smell better

**when we have ice cream dripping down our chin, it's sexy.. not sloppy.

**we have the flexibility to look conservative, trashy, sexy, dorky, cute, etc. guys just look bad, ok.

**we look better in guys' work shirts, on their motorcycles, wearing their jerseys, in tighty whities, with glasses.


**we don't get made fun of for not knowing how to drive a stick, but it's fuckin cool when we can.

**ladies nights

**we get to birth human life. guys, you just get to sit and watch. good boy.

**women lie "more cleverly and successfully than men" about everything from cheating to shopping binges as part of a survival technique to get what they want.

**When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's sad.

**Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.

**Women got off the Titanic first.


**Girls/women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.


**It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.


***Women live longer, so they can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers. Men die earlier so
women get to cash in on the life insurance



**Taxis stop for women.


***Women can pretend to be pregnant and get lots of attention on buses.
Or women can be pregnant and get lots of attention everywhere.


***Girls are much better dancers. Sorry. We just are.




I am definatly sure that 98% women/girls will agree with me on this .....xD
i dont mean to offend any men with this

.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

[Shuryuken]

Originally Posted by playa_chan

I am definatly sure that at least 98% women / girls will agree with me on this .....xD
i dont mean to offend any men with this =P



*Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men
check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot
basebll star.


*Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about
''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.

**When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that
something is wrong, and walk in to examine.Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have passed

**Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do
the dishes...

**women don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man


**a woman's friends don’t pick on her if she isnt with anyone


**women are all sittin on a gold mine - and they know it and use it to their extreme advantage


**An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked


**Women look better naked.

**When women are short, they are petite, when men are short, they’re just short

**Women spend less time for violent crime

**Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up...xD~~

**Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”

**Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood

**Women are sexier

**women can kiss another woman and it's not a big deal, it's even kinda intriguing.

**women get to wear delicious-tasting lipgloss, none of the medicinal smelling man chapstick crap.


**when women orgasm no one notices. similarly, there's nothing to clean up.

**when women are aroused they don't have to stay seated. they can walk around freely and horny

**we just naturally smell better

**when we have ice cream dripping down our chin, it's sexy.. not sloppy.

**we have the flexibility to look conservative, trashy, sexy, dorky, cute, etc. guys just look bad, ok.

**we look better in guys' work shirts, on their motorcycles, wearing their jerseys, in tighty whities, with glasses.


**we don't get made fun of for not knowing how to drive a stick, but it's fuckin cool when we can.

**ladies nights

**we get to birth human life. guys, you just get to sit and watch. good boy.

**women lie "more cleverly and successfully than men" about everything from cheating to shopping binges as part of a survival technique to get what they want.

**When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's sad.

**Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.

**Women got off the Titanic first.


**Girls/women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.


**It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.


***Women live longer, so they can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers. Men die earlier so
women get to cash in on the life insurance



**Taxis stop for women.


***Women can pretend to be pregnant and get lots of attention on buses.
Or women can be pregnant and get lots of attention everywhere.


***Girls are much better dancers. Sorry. We just are.




I am definatly sure that 98% women/girls will agree with me on this .....xD
i dont mean to offend any men with this

.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Dude... i think you really need to think of what you'r saying... most of the shit you wrote is not even true... and if there is no perfect man there isn't a perfect woman either. If you like womans so much, why dont you go lesbian?

BTW: "*Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up...xD~~"
No, they have to worry about getting "it" wet XD

[alex1_phang3]

Haiz, hope this doesnt get ugly . . . . . .