Welcome to Pigfarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am your headmaster. Rumbleroar!! Here you will learn everything you need to know about all that is magic. Oh yea you're gonna need a spacesuit because........we're on Mars!! :D
No lame wand jokes.
NO MAKING FUN OF PIGFARTS
No calling Professor Quirrel a terrorist!!
Lastly have fun.